H/t to IMAO for the inspiration -- I just kinda ran with it.

And many many thanks to the Boyz at Hillbuzz for posting it on their blog, where it will certainly get many more views than it will here. :)

Check out the Zazzle store if you feel like wearing it. Just sayin'.

Let's get this and a thousand other paper cuts out there. Ridicule is one of our most potent weapons.